A free-spirited, frolicsome, Filipina fellow with a thought process of a fickle fifty-five year old fart machine who’s frantic & fussy – one you can deem as someone who definitely does not have an inclination to the letter ‘F’.

On rare occasions, I wield pastel pens as my weapon of choice.

I can hurl tennis rackets at a deadly speed and unflagging accuracy to anything that is categorized as small, living, moving, crawling, and flying all at once.

I like depth. Do you? Why?!

Using only fairies and butterflies, I once single-handedly defended a virtual village from a horde of ferocious Teacup Pomeranian Puppies.

Living A Life Of Legacy

Furthermore, I hate mizspellingst, irony, puns, serial commas, and humor.

Definitely an expert in sarcasm, a veteran in poems, a novice in Chinese Garter, and an outlaw in love.

I frolic, I fart, I freelance, and my bills are all paid.

On a more serious note, I’m here to socialize and expand my circle. I know my intentions and reasons as to why I’m here, and I respect yours, so I hope you do the same. So please don’t get the wrong idea on merely the basis of me having this account. Oh, this isn’t Tinder? Oops! Sorry.

Hi! *tucks hair behind ears and flashes a toothy, awkward smile*